Dear esteemed guest,

We welcome you into our cherished home as a reintroduction into the community after some… unfortunate time apart.

We're sure you all have forgiven--or at least forgotten about--that horrible incident from some years ago. Sometimes accidents happen, but we can assure you that safety is of the highest priority tonight.

We promise to all get along for an evening of pleasantries and normal conversational exchanges. We’ll serve tea. The doors will be locked for your safety.

Please RSVP at your earliest convenience so that we can expect your arrival. Pets and children are not allowed.

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An immersive, absurd family drama set around a dining table.

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